You should not use Moses as a mentor. For example he bit our old boss who was visiting today. This is not a good thing as he weighs more, plus your mother doesn't want to get fired. I do however have a few examples of things that are mine and should not go outside. Also some of these things were meant to be outside and should not come in.
Underwear. The laundry hamper holds these until I wash them. Just because it is the short one and you can reach it does not mean you should take them outside. They line dry INSIDE when they are clean.
Sticks: I have a gun, I don't need a stick. You also do not need a stick. I do not like to find sticks buried in bed. I do not like to find sticks buried on the couch. I do not like sticks in tiny pieces mixed with your drool.
Lunch: I've been bringing my lunch so I can save money to feed you beast. Removing the tupperware from my bag and sharing it with Moses is not good. While you shredded the top to mix with your sticks, the bottom would have still been good. I do appreciate you bringing it back inside, however the 3 cups of dirt that were left in it after you dug it up were not fun to clean up.
Cats: while you may like to chase them, that is all they are around for. Please do not remove the coupons for free cat food from my bag and shred them again. The cats will not die faster this way. Please leave their tootsie rolls alone, they are not really that tasty and do not smell good.
Yard stuff: rubber mulch is not digestible, quit eating it. Pooper scooper is not to be drug around the yard, this causes it to break.
Holes: while Mo feels the need to dig caves for the winter he does not need your help. Dirt sticks to your ears, please refrain from wallowing in it.
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Why do I get this feeling that Petunia in unconcerned with those instructions?
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